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A Jewish woman on the phone from Israel to her mother in New York :

25.03.2010

A Jewish woman on the phone from Israel to her mother in New York :  
"I am divorcing Yitzak... All he wants is anal sex and my asshole is now the size of a 50 cent coin  when it used to be the size of a 5 cent coin."   

Mother responds:  
"You're married to a millionaire lawyer... You live in an 8 bedroom mansion in Tel Aviv... You drive a Mercedes... You get  10,000 a week allowance... You take 6 vacations a year... And you want to throw all that away for…

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Clause of our AGE

16.03.2010

Clause of our AGE
A man in New York, walking in Central Park when suddenly Rabies
of a dog attacking a little girl sees. And dog runs
starts to struggle. After quite a long involved in the bruises
In cases where dogs will be killed. But the little girl's life
were recovered. See this scene at the last moment instead of the police incidents of breath
and the man runs to the side of income.
After hugs and thanks ethical 'I' der 'a hero, tomorrow, all
I will write papers. And you'll see the following topics will be; Cesur
New…

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thıs ıs my way

06.12.2012

thıs ıs my way And now, the end is near; And so I face the final curtain. My friend, Ill say it clear, Ill state my case, of which Im certain. Ive lived a life thats full. Ive traveled each and evry highway; And more, much more than this, I did it my way. Regrets, Ive had a few; But then again, too few to mention. I did what I had to do And saw it through without exemption. I planned each charted course; Each careful step along the byway, But more, much more than this, I did it my…

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Summer Days

26.04.2010

Summer Days

Summer days, summer nights are gone
Summer days and the summer nights are gone
I know a place where there’s still somethin’ going on

I got a house on a hill, I got hogs all out in the mud
I got a house on a hill, I got hogs out lying in the mud
Got a long-haired woman, she got royal Indian blood

Everybody get ready—lift your glasses and sing
Everybody get ready to lift your glasses and sing
Well, I’m standin’ on the table, I’m proposing a toast to the King

Well I’m drivin’ in the flats in a Cadillac car
The…

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FOR 2010;

30.12.2009

FOR 2010;
A NEW LOVE
A NEW BUSINESS,
LAUGHABLE AGAIN WHY THE NEED,
NEW NEWS,
A NEW DESTINY,
DİES FOR NEED ME LUCK ...
A NEW STOP,
A NEW TOUCH,
EXPLORE THE ONLY ONE NEED you,
A NEW LIFE,
Is BACK
TRİTE

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we are looking for names for our new website gives us suggestions! the website is about animals that need help! so please help u

19.10.2009

we are looking for names for our new website gives us suggestions! the website is about animals that need help! so please help us THANK YOU:)

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smile

05.02.2010

the teacher asked when muhammed enters the classroom
- "What's your name"
- "Muhammad," he answered the child.
- "Then you do not use their name in France, the name of Muhammed Jean-Francois said the teacher.
Evening return home when his mother asked Muhammad
- "How was your day Muhammed"
- "My name is not Mohammed, now living in France Jean-Francois, and I no longer step," he said.
- "You're the name, your family, culture and religion are ashamed of and deny it?" Said Mohammadi beat his mother.
Muhammad's father told me after what…

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What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes.

24.05.2010

What a difference a sad event in someone's life makes.
GEORGE CARLIN (His wife recently died)

Isn't it amazing that George Carlin - comedian of the 70's and 80's - could write something so very eloquent... and so very appropriate.

A wonderful Message by George Carlin:

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families,…

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god

14.06.2016

God has created for Hell no servants.

PARADISE is by the Grace of God.

HELL is God's justice.

No servant of God has not left empty head.

TOMB an intermediate stop.

The last stop is in heaven and hell

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